The multi-talented American actor, comedian, writer, and musician known as Steve Martin is renowned for his astounding adaptability in the entertainment business. Martin, who was born on August 14, 1945, in Waco, Texas, has performed in a number of Hollywood productions. Millions of people all over the world have fallen in love with him thanks to his charm and humor. In honor of his birthday, let’s look at 15 of his funniest sayings that are sure to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday Steve Martin: 15 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Smile
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“You know, a day without sunshine is like night. “.
2.
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and think of other things you could do while you’re down there. “.
3.
“I think one of the most beautiful, organic, and healthy things money can buy is sex. “.
4.
“A head-on-shoulders woman appeals to me.
I detest necks.
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5.
I cherish money.
Every aspect of it is wonderful.
I made a few decent purchases. bought me a set of socks for $300. I have a fur sink. a canine electric polisher. a turtleneck sweater powered by gasoline. Of course, I also made some foolish purchases. “.
6. They have a different word for everything in France, boy, those French. “.
7.
“I mistakenly believed that yesterday marked the beginning of the rest of my life, but it was actually only the final day of my life. “.
8.
When the entire government is on your side, being funny is simple.
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9.
“I support equality.
Equal rights for all. Regardless of how stupid they are or how much better than them I am.
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10.
Like with women, I enjoy my coffee.
in an acrylic cup.
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11.
Some people are skilled with language, while others lack it.
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12.
“I recently bathed my cat.
He simply stood still.
similar to what you are doing right now. “.
13. “When the prescription ran out, I was wearing glasses and crossing the street. “.
14.
“I’ve heard that hard work never kills, but I say why take the chance?”.
15.
Even if I’m not staying at a hotel, I like to post a “Do Not Disturb” sign on my door. “.
Steve Martin’s distinct wit and comedic brilliance are evident in these quotations. They serve as a reminder of the reasons he is regarded as one of the funniest performers of all time. So let’s give Steve Martin a toast on his birthday and take pleasure in the humor he continues to bring into our lives!
